You might be an Episcopalian if...
- it's 100 degrees, with 90% humidity, and you still have coffee after the service.
- you hear something really funny during the sermon and smile as loudly as you can.
- coffee is a line item in the church budget.
- while looking for a can opener in the church kitchen, all you can find are four corkscrews.
- you watch a Star Wars movie and they say, "May the Force be with you," you respond,
"And also with you."
- you recognize your neighbor, or rector, in the local liquor store and go over to greet him/her.
- the sight of a woman in a clerical collar doesn't make you cringe.
- you know the best way to quiet a room full of Episcopalians is to say "The Lord be with you!"
- you know how to finish the phrase "and I will raaaaise them up, and I will raaaaise them up..."
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